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The Hilarious Comedy about Relationships, Love & Marriage!


By Annabelle Gurwitch and Jeff Kahn


After fifteen years of marriage, TV personalities and real-life-married-couple; authors, Annabelle Gurwitch (host of TBS' Dinner and a Movie and author of NY Times Best Seller "I See You Made An Effort") and Emmy Award Winner Jeff Kahn (The Ben Stiller Show, Forty Year Old Virgin) have adapted their hilarious and often moving memoir, You Say Tomato, I Say Shut Up!, You Say Tomato, I Say Shut Up! "strikes directly to the funny bone" (Charlotte Observer) by offering a hilarious glimpse into a relationship that seems doomed by opposing personalities from the start. After trials and tribulations they learn to navigate the conflicts that come with romance, money, and children by embracing each other's differences, taking on parenting as a competitive sport, and dropping out of couple's therapy. The Author's delightfully crazy lifestyle manages to keep their relationship intact, up-ending every idea you ever had about living 'happily ever after'.


The show is performed by another real life married couple, veteran actors Mara Newbery Greer & Mike Greer. Directed by Broadway Director/Producer Van Kaplan (An American in Paris).


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A 21st Century Love Story where

"Happily Ever After" meets "It's Complicated."



Critics are raving about You Say Tomato, I Say Shut Up!, calling authors; Gurwitch and Kahn the "Lucy and Desi of the Apatow age!" (Marie Claire Magazine), and saying "Tomato Delivers by the Pound!","Extremely Funny! (Des Moines Register).


"LAUGH OUT LOUD!" - People Magazine

"FUN, & LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY!" - CBS Radio, Cleveland

"HECTIC, HARD & HILARIOUS!" - Washington Post


"So Funny Because It Is So Accurate. (They) Illuminate The Insanity Of Marriage. They Make You Want To Embrace Your Spouse For The Same Reason You Want To Strangle Them!" - Ben Stiller